I'm a wonderfully sarcastic bookseller and potentially your new best friend.

I like Disney, cute shit, and food.

:3

shitroughdrafts:

hothotphone:

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Tom Brady was tired from all the football he had been playing. He was sweaty too. He had scored like 100 touchdowns.

Something you should know about Tom Brady is that he is the best at football. He is also the best at sex. He is the Tom Brady of sex. He definitely knows what it is and how to…

Read this piece at Lit Crawl 2 weeks ago. Was a blast. 

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.


Gimme

shiningartifact:

thethorleitstein:

House Stark

THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

Gimme

OH MY GOD THE MEERKATS

hughhighlander:

Bairn coo’ of the night.
img via chater fold

hughhighlander:

Bairn coo’ of the night.

img via chater fold

sarikyou:

 JurassicCrossing!!

任天堂さん恐竜の森つくってくれよなーたのむよー

cosplay-photography:

YJ: Reckoning by MangoSirene

cosplay-photography:

YJ: Reckoning by MangoSirene

ittybitty-machine:

50flightsofstrong:

xxunlovelyxx:

asanaambitions:

therealcoleyy:

nachtbilder:

Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)

I can’t not reblog this.

This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful.

yes its back

This.

Amazing

  • I'm fine.
    What she says:
  • I want bat villagers in animal crossing.
    What she means:
foodfuckery:

Apple cider donuts 

Recipe

foodfuckery:

Apple cider donuts

Recipe

actualfiction:

6. community
"I’ve spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas."

actualfiction:

6. community

"I’ve spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas."

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever